it’s me ur new classmate im here and ready 2 learn 


its weird how different your life could be if people found you more or less attractive

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today i heard 2 kids talking about buying fake IDs after school and so i started eavesdropping cuz u know thats big kid stuff and then one was like “yeah but is all this really worth it like im pretty sure the fake IDs cost more than the fish we r gonna buy”

to buy fish at petco u have to be 18 or older

they were going to get fakes to buy fish

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"I am excited to see a generation of women who will raise their boys to be good rather than their girls to be scared."
Date By Numbers  (via masturbationdestination)

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50% of my jokes are self deprecating and 50% are self congratulatory like i’ll say “wow its hot in here…. just like me” and 5 seconds later point at a trash can and say “me”

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